the musings of a fat lass

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Sep 2

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

kittiezandtittiez:

Gravity you heartless bitch

kittiezandtittiez:

some things that could be very useful

kittiezandtittiez:

Dog tries to save fish.

Oh My God! I think I have a heart and now it is hurting

  • Quiz: Describe your sex life in two words.
  • Me: My what?

trollbutt:

poeticus:

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

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