the musings of a fat lass

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i-i-im-afuckingmonster:

sikssaapo-p:

I would die and do the dishes

I love this movie so much.

(Source: getintherobot)

kittehkats:

cat wearing dinosaur jammies
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kittehkats:

cat wearing dinosaur jammies

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hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

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can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

(Source: sass-cakes)

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck)

theuniblog:

More gorgeous pixel art from しょさ.

Original Post Here.

Sequel Here.

danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

doublepseudonym:

come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger

doublepseudonym:

come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger

(Source: invocador-de-nutrias)

maraglen:

feistyfrank:

davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

(Source: saansastarks)

acersecomic:

It’s rough when you want to be a big scary werewolf, but you have curly hair.

bloodstiel:

queenquong:

bloodstiel:

what? johnlock? you mean John Locke, the 17th century English philosopher and Father of Classical Liberalism

*cries real tears* NO! johnlock is way more important!!

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(Source: lilygarlands)

disneyskellington:

I still ask myself this question

disneyskellington:

I still ask myself this question

pasteljustice:

megasumpex:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.